May 2013
thrillionaire:
just spooning my girlfriend
out of her container
it’s ice cream
What if I walked up to Robert Pattinson when he...
dobbyfredsirius:
drkarayua:
silent-renegade:
I strongly believe that man would actually start crying
Didn’t you hear about that time he was being swamped by twihards for autographs screaming EDWARD EDWARD and he ignored the fuck out of all of them. But then someone yells CEDRIC and that person is the only one who left with an autograph that day.
and only one fuck was given that day
my final thought before making most decisions: fuck it
rohl5:
Do you ever just feel like Ted Mosby?
Because i do.
kablizzy:
thetremblingofmyhand:
thetremblingofmyhand:
the kid that sits behind me in geometry is a really good artist and once I turned around and he was spending an extensive amount of time shading in the collarbones of the guy he was drawing, so I whispered
“careful John, your gay is showing”
and he just winked
So, apparently John has a tumblr and if he sees this I will track all of...
